5.08.2004

 

[priceless nugget of the day, pt 2]

... there are lots of reasons females might play the field, although we don't necessarily know the reasons in any given instance. Just in case you meet a girl on the prowl and you want to understand her motives, here's a checklist of possibilities:

• She has run out of sperm


• Her other lovers were sterile


• Her other lovers had lousy genes


• Her other lovers had incompatible genes


• Her other lovers were ugly


• She wants diversity in her children


• She wants you for your food


• She wants help raising her kids


• She wants to enter your sperm in a competition


• She wants to give herself or her eggs a selection of sperm to choose from


• She wants to confuse everyone about who's the father

- Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation: The Definitive Guide to the Evolutionary Biology of Sex, Olivia Judson

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