10.20.2002

 

gone cold turkey for about 20 hours without blogging already. now isnt that an achievement?

din break my promise, either, i finished *something*, unfortunately its not very much. i have before me a monumental mess from finishing one piece of stuff, a discussion that had to be typed out as an assignment with proper visual aids, no less.. o_O thats due tmr. but i still have 3500 words to go on my 4000 word essay - estimating, of course, ive crapped about 1 pg worth of, well, crap, and i have yet to touch my video editing work that's due tmr. if i dun wanna break my back lugging another 5kgs worth of silicon and plastic down - i wun even have the time to use my com when im there, and its extra hassle when i come back cos i gotta plug in all the peripherals again - i need to burn the output on a cd, prefarbly vcd, since there's a snowball's chance in hell that the avi file will fit onto 650mbs worth of cd-r. (if the source material's already 4gb... o_O)

ho ho i cant believe this - morcheeba feat slick rick (yes, the guy who did "pie" with the rock... ick i hate wrestling. but the rock can carry a tune... and that's also the nickname of an old fren who's since gone overseas to study - but i digress) "women lose weight".. on local radio, 913 on ks lee's urban lounge. wow... its a very tongue-in-cheek song about this guy (voiced by slick, of course), who kills his portly wife and elopes wif his secretary.. and if you can extrapolate from the very overplayed "pie" its really really wry & dryly humourous.. gotta love morcheeba.

morcheeba feat slick rick - "women lose weight"

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What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
But no

Youre shallow
You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there
That's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness i doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And i can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick
I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler
And sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
(from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
(had me) leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So i selfishly pursue
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss
Kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces


Send that ass right to the morgue miss

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss
I killed her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what i mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler

Peace

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who am i kidding, i feel ridiculously fat at this point in time, after 1 1/2 wks of the sedentary life i so sorely miss, all e calories are going in and hardly coming out. ick..

nothing intellectual from me, ure gonna get.. cant function that way. this is about all the satire (is it even the right term?) i can muster.. wrists a-hurtin' from 48hrs of work, + - , on the com, being tilted at an impossible angle. have had to plug in an external keyboard to my laptop - can you imagine how ridiculous that sounds? - and rest it on a cushion on my lap to type. ~ow.

this'll be the end of the superfrequent updates on fanZINE as i get back to work tmr. incidentally the redesign hasnt been done! (im not too surprised by that.. tho really its an achievement resisting the urge to blog today). was intending to start a series of rapidly-created 'disposable' designs that change frequently (as opposed to a carefully-created one that's supposed to last, if only to justify the amt of time spent on it).. its a copyrighted idea so i came up with it first, alright? i think thats e reason why i dont speak up so much.. so that i wun say anything stupid so ppl wun noe how dumb i am. should probably apply that here, too.

i keep saying this but i always forget.. apologies to everybody who's linked me to their blogs, yes yes the links are supposed to come up with the redesign.. so since i wun be posting at the kind of frequency ive been doing over e past few days, ill make up for it by redirecting you all to each other for your daily blogging fix.. im so nice. *bhb* ^_^

• dropshot
  
• musings & rantings
  
• novacraft
  
• vasovagalsyncope ... vasovagalwha-? dont ask me.. *dimbulb*
  

kay enjoy yourself! tho i highly doubt that thisll be the last post before i leave tmr.

come to think of it thats not a lot of links/blogs. ill do something about it soon!

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